On The Record

When I’m not working, which is a shocking amount of the time, you can find me singing at any of the city’s karaoke bars, or dodging BEST buses on my bright orange bicycle. I’m a numismatist, which means I collect old coins and have very few friends. I’m also an amateur ukulele player and I go out of my way to slide that fact into every conversation I have. My most prized possession is a 2nd Century BC Mauryan punch-marked copper coin, which I, to the best of my knowledge, purchased legally.

Education

I attended Saint Xavier’s College, Fort from 2012-2015 earning a Bachelor’s Degree in Mass Media, with a specialisation in Advertising. During my time in college, when I wasn’t frequenting the local bars or making the most of government-subsidised rail pass, I served in the Student Council, was contingent leader of a major college festival, created a documentary on the Bombay Riots of 1992, and chaired a model United Nations conference. I also won several inter-college events, including one for acapella; a testament to my beautiful voice.

Accolades

Won A Guinness World Record

I was awarded a Guinness World Record for ‘Most People Holding The Abdominal Plank Position’ at Bajaj Allianz’s Plankathon on 27th January 2020.

Won Best Restaurant Review Blog

My website The Bombay Report was awarded the title of Best Restaurant Review Blog by the Food Blogger’s Association Of India on 26th March 2018.

Completed Many 10K Marathons

I’ve completed numerous 10K runs across the state, qualifying for the Mumbai Marathon 2020 and New York City Marathon’s 2019 Dream Run.

Was A Columnist For Urbane

I was a features writer for Urban Magazine where I covered in ridiculous depth, the unique histories of Mumbai’s oldest restaurants. I also wrote a lot about wine.

Was The Face Of Lifebuoy In '02

If you think I look familiar, it could be because my devilishly average face was on the packaging of Lifebuoy soap in the early 2000s. This is completely true; ask anyone you like…

Shook Hands With Triple H

I had the immense pleasure of meeting Mr. H himself back in 2017 when he came to my office for a conference. Look at how big our biceps are.

References

"Having worked with Andrew across organizations, I see him as a diligent, valuable, and versatile member in any team."

"Andrew is an incredible co-worker; not just because of his skill and conscientiousness, but also his positive attitude & creative bent."

I'm A Proficient Cyclist

If you didn’t already find me obnoxious enough, you’ll be saddened to know that I’m also an avid cyclist.

I Play The Ukulele

I learnt to play the ukulele in the midst of the pandemic. Many of my listeners agree that hearing me play is better than death.

I'm An Expert Gamer

Having spent more hours of my life on video games than I’d like to publicly admit, I’m quite a proficient gamer, especially at CS GO.